Ever wonder how the winners are picked
at the Academy Awards (tm)? Is it based on the nominated film, or
a lifetime of work? Is it who you know? Is it bribery?
Is it random chance? Here at MaskedReviewer.com, we take the guess
work out of who will win the Oscars (tm). This is done as a
community service for those of you who like to gamble on who will win.
The Masked Reviewer will post his own predictions here, but for those
of you who want a sure-fire method of picking the winners, BEHOLD -- the
Osca-Matic. Haven't seen all the nominated movies? No
worries! Using the POWER OF TECHNOLOGY, each of the categories has
selected a RANDOM WINNER. But, for those statisticians in the
crowd, you may be saying "What about the margin of error?" Fear
not. For in the blink of an eye, your computer will calculate the
winner on ONE THOUSAND simulations of the Academy Awards (tm), thereby
completely eliminating any possibility of error at all.
You may notice that for each nominee, a number of votes is given.
To find out who the winner will be, simply look for the entry with the most
votes in each category. Keep in mind that these are the totals
based on ONE THOUSAND SCIENTIFIC SIMULATIONS.
The Osca-Matic is the Masked Reviewer's totally dependable, 100%
accurate* Oscar(tm) prediction system.
For your own personalized picker, go to Osca-Matic, or check out last
year's Osca-Matic, or even last year's
new set of picks, hit "refresh" on your browser.
* Actual results may vary, Osca-Matic and the Masked Reviewer assume
no physical, fiscal, emotional, mental, or ethical responsibility for
lost wagers (or lost face) due to use of the Osca-Matic. Use it at
your own risk. Osca-Matic is not dependable or 100% accurate.